Friday, August 8, 2008

888 盛宴

开幕式看完了,重拾对张导的尊敬。确实够豪华够排场。讲解员不断的赞 astonishing, 也不断提到张导的大名,看来伊下一步应该向好莱坞进军了。

最雷倒俺的是开幕式前,大脚印的烟花,左一脚右一脚,从城市的另一头,嘭!嘭!嘭!一路踩来,直到鸟巢,然后哗!鸟巢燃得通明透亮。
犹如一个隐形的巨人,嘭!嘭!嘭!踏着沉重有力的脚步 -- 把俺雷倒了。

运动员入场举的牌子 -- 毛笔写英文的行书,似乎也中。

眼花缭乱的主场戏,我就不说了,没看的强烈建议看看。

灰飞烟灭,繁华落尽,会不会突然空虚下来?接下来,北京和全国人民会不会失落啊?至少一阵子?
成千上万的群众演员可以回家歇歇了,一定累坏了。

再景仰一下古希腊人的精神和智慧。
奥林匹克是我们整个人类的梦想,希望,共同朝拜的宗教。

Beat it! Heavy Friday

先友情提示一下,下面要贴的歌那是 waaaaaay heavy, 不喜欢hard rock 的筒子就不要进去看了。
daddy 不无忧虑的,mommy, 你现在好前卫,这些歌我都听不来。
虽然担忧,但是daddy 还说了,这电脑的效果差了点,要不添一架高级音响?
我说,等我忍受不了了再说。
其实,我也很无辜,可是真的是很喜欢,并且, the heavier, the better. 还喜欢 dark 的,比如 ozzy osbourne.
我们家,到底是谁要进入 troublesome teen 啊?
照着势头发展下去,等姐姐开始另类时,她妈一旁会很同情,函函,这也太小儿科了吧。
谁知道呢。

daddy 还能接受的(PG-13):Guns N' Roses - November Rain
daddy 欣赏不来的( R ):Guns N' Roses - Paradise City

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home

Thursday, August 7, 2008

充数之话痨

勤奋写博的后遗症:
1. 写博时,话痨一枚;
2. 不写时,哑巴一枚。

上次被北京同学批评:切~~连话都说不利索了。
咋办呢?
如何博上博下,都作好一枚话痨?

如果。。。

昨晚仔细研究了一下两位侯选人的经济方案,明白了一点两党的基本分歧在哪里,于是想入非非这么一个提案:
在大选投票时,选民得先通过一套半小时的试卷问答,回答两位侯选人在经济,国际事务,移民环保等等方面的基本观点,答对75%才有投票权。这样有很多优点:

1. 大大降低了选举的bias,能更好地反映民主倾向;
2. 约束了政治广告,尤其是negative campaign ads,的影响力 -- 把Paris, Britney 跟 Obama 放在一起,也真有想象力,我对那两位倒没什么意见,可是很多人就思维混乱了,dumb!
3. 跟第二点有点重:terminate negative campaigning!靠此取胜,咱中国有一枚形容词,叫胜之不武。

缺点:
0

我就纳闷,为什么总有那么一大砣 dumb dumb public 喜欢把感情,道德强加在政治上,Who goes looking for role models in politics, anyway? Dumb. 可能他们只会高谈阔论这些道德啊,人道啊,跆拳道啊,以及一切的俺8懂的道,就像网上绝大部分言论的范畴。这种话题一张嘴,那就是三峡开闸泄洪水猛兽啊,要有多泛滥有多滥。
我们要解决的是现实的问题,而现实问题一大堆。

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

选择性听力障碍

一日,接函函回家。路上函函说今天游泳了,耳朵进了水,要我有准备,因为她有可能将会很长时间耳朵不好使,“有一次游完泳,我半年右边的耳朵都听不见”。
(亨,哪会那么长呢)
我说,好,没问题,你也不要担心,慢慢自然就会好的。

此后,函函时听不见时又听力颇佳,每次接她时,看到伊跟小朋友们谈笑风生,怎么看也不像有听力障碍。不过我很沉得住气,装聋作哑,俺也会一招半式。
诸位大概已经猜出什么情况下函函会有暂时性听力障碍了吧。

今天晚上,我在妹妹房间给妹妹读最后一本书,函函回她的房间去了,我想起一件事,提了提嗓门提醒函函,那边传来弱弱的:啊?什么?
晚上我哪有很大气力喊话呢,但我还是重复了一遍,声音并没有提高,并且加了一句:如果听不清的话,那你过来听吧。
:听见了,我知道了。
:知道什么了?
函函一字不落的重复了我先前的嘱咐。

跟小蹄子斗,其乐无穷。
估计,小蹄子跟她妈斗,也是其乐融融。

a love story from wild frontier

今天白天匆匆贴完 Nightwish ~ Over the hills and far away 歌词,俺自己并没有机会看 -- 你以为资本家只管发钱啊 -- 晚上和函函趴在床上一起看,等我看明白时,心想,糟了,少儿不宜,扭头看函函,人家已经一脸的若有所思:妈妈,did he come back? what if he died in jail?
:应该死不了吧,你想啊,他进去时不过20,十年后,也就30,还有的活呢。(这种错误应该是20来岁犯的哈)
: Mom,I know love is great but it can be your destruction.
: 不见得哦,瞧,爸爸妈妈love each other, 倒是 construct 出了你和妹妹呀。
姐姐笑了,我说,去睡吧。

--睡一觉,再做一个好梦,就不会那么沉重了,毕竟,还是孩子。

简单讲讲歌中述说的故事:
他被抓起来了,因为当时附近有一起抢劫,他知道自己是冤枉的,如果他能提供他不在现场的证据(alibi),他就不用去坐这十年的牢了。可是他不能说,因为那天晚上,他和他最好的朋友的妻子在一起,为了不伤害朋友,他宁愿去遥远的山那边囚禁10年。他发誓他一定会回来,她祈祷他的归来的那一天。

很显然,这故事只会发生在wild frontier,只有在“荒蛮未开化”的地方,才有史诗一般的炫丽,和执著。
这个故事让我想起大学时看的“静静的顿河”。一提起这本书,心中仍然郁郁,不提也罢。

再来听听Gary Moor 的原版和Nightwish 的现场版--

Original version: Gary Moor ~ Over the hills and far away

Nightwish live:Nightwish ~ Over the hills and fay away (live)

Over the hills and far away

居然有两首重名的rock,风格迥异,更难得的是都听得俺心潮澎湃,工作效率倍增 -- 听了一整天哦,就这两首。
Led Zeppelin 在 best-selling music artists in U.S. 爬榜上相当于封神榜中老四雄阔海的地位,李元霸当然是 The Beatles, 那么,猜猜宇文成都是谁?
Nightwish 是一枚芬兰乐队,伊粉粹了俺的一个偏见,我原来一直认为女孩子唱不来摇滚,也不宜唱,结果Tarja Turunen 不仅摇滚,还重金属,还symphonic power 的重金属,很震撼,俺捉摸这怕是heavy 的极致了。

blues rock 的: Led Zeppelin ~ Over the hills and far away

symphonic power metal 的: Nightwish ~ Over the hills and far away

歌词(一):
Hey lady--you've got the love I need
Maybe, more than enough.
Oh Darling Darling Darling, walk a while with me
Oh you've got so much... So much... So much...
Many times I've loved - And many times been bitten
Many times I've gazed along the open road.
Many times I've lied - Many times I've listened
Many times I've wondered how much there is to know.
Many dreams come true and some have silver linings
I live for my dream and a pocketful of gold.
Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missing
Many many men can't see the open road.
Many is a word that only leaves you guessing
Guessing 'bout a thing you really ought to know, ooh!
You really ought to know...
I really ought to know...

歌词(二):
They came for him one winter's night.
Arrested, he was bound.
They said there'd been a robbery,
His pistol had been found.
They marched him to the station house,
He waited for the dawn.
And as they led him to the dock,
He knew that he'd been wronged.
"You stand accused of robbery,"
He heard the bailiff say.
He knew without an alibi,
Tomorrow's light would mourn his freedom.
Over the hills and far away,
For ten long years he'll count the days.
Over the mountains and blue seas,
A prisoner's life for him there'll be.
He knew that it would cost him dear,
But yet he dare not say.
Where he had been that fateful night,
A secret it must stay.
He had to fight back tears of rage.
His heartbeat like a drum.
For with the wife of his best friend,
He spent his final night of freedom.
Over the hills and far away,
He swears he will return one day.
Far from the mountains and blue seas,
Back in her arms is where he'll be.
Over the hills and far away.
Over the hills and, over the hills and,
Over the hills and far away.
Each night within his prison cell,
He looks out through the bars.
He reads the letters that she wrote.
One day he'll know the taste of freedom.
Over the hills and far away,
She prays he will return one day.
As sure as the rivers reach the seas,
Back in his arms he swears she'll be.
Over the hills and far away,
He swears he will return one day.
Far from the mountains and blue seas,
Back in her arms is where he'll be.
Over the hills and far away,
She prays he will return one day.
As sure as the rivers reach the seas,
Back in his arms is where she'll be.
Over the hills, Over the hills and far away.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

哎,那一帮冤家

都20年交情了,人生一大半的时间。这个比例以后只有无限趋近整数壹了。

远的不提,就说两年前 daddy 返京省亲那会儿,俺电话过去询问 daddy 在那边的情况--
没怎么变,他跟以前还一样;
有些累,可能是倒时差倒的;
他都没怎么吃;
还是很羞涩;
还要给他安排点什么呢?
你多打点电话过来,问候问候人家吧。
。。。

电话那头,轻言细语,8心8肺,温柔体贴,听得俺挺感动的,心里热乎乎的,一边满桌子找纸巾,一边暗自惭愧以前错怪她们了。。。

后来,觉着有点不逮劲。
--哎,有没搞错,他是去度假的耶,俺这里可是拖着油瓶在加班呢,俺才是要关心的人哪。

立刻,电话那头恶狠狠凶巴巴的声音清晰无比的传来:你不能干着嘛,就不要抱怨啦!啊!
我这头扑面而来如兰吹气。

俺许多米丽的美德就是这莫练出来的。
很想你们嘞。

姐姐兜售的一个笑话

是姐姐现看现卖的。现在偶不少东东是通过博学姐姐那儿渗透过来的,可惜俺不上心,错过了很多好玩的。

话说 Jesus, Moses 和一白胡子老头打高尔夫球。
Moses 一杆子把球打到池塘里去了,Moses 用他随身携带的杖一点,水分开了,球滚上岸了;
Jesus 一杆子也打到池塘里去了,伊吹口气,球于是在水面漂着,一直漂到对岸;
白胡子老头呢,也一杆子打到了池塘里,球落在一枚荷叶上,被一枚青蛙衔着了,这时一枚鹰飞过,抓走了青蛙,半路上,球从青蛙嘴里掉了下来,进了洞。

Moses 生气了,对 Jesus 说:我不喜欢跟你 daddy 打球。

啊!我好爱这位白胡子老头!

Single Mom's Saturday Afternoon

瞧这标题拟的,要不说俺越来越有想象力呢 -- 俺就没有码数字。

接下来 chocolate-nuts cluster 风轻云淡的做好了,一人塞一枚,吃得嘴角黑乎乎的。忘记提了早餐是正点的 omelet,姐姐吃了俩,希望都是用来长个去了。
拖着一大袋子还图书馆的书,拖着俩瓶子,其中一枚是6:30就起了床的,不凑巧,俺穿了件 inconvenient 衬衣,1:30 姗姗出门。
(how inconvenient?俺就不细表了,好给你们八卦的余地)

先奔 Costco 外卖,2大片 combo pizza,一杯 berry smooth,$5.92,要不说美刀还是本土用实趁呢。
再奔下周的伙食素材,在 TJ,向一位工作人员正打听青椒哪去了,旁边一声闷声,购物车翻了,妹妹被压在下面,那肯定是妹妹趴在车子侧面玩,重心失衡酿成的车祸。赶紧把车子扶正,把妹妹抱起来,虽然吓得够呛,后脑勺肿了一个包,妹妹却没有哭,过了一会,小姑娘讨好的跟我说,my head feels better now. 人困了,就容易出状况,小孩尤其。

在图书馆转悠了一圈,拿了几本莎士比亚单行本,有的还有古今对照 line-for-line translation,好像以前读的诗经注释本。

今晚 grill wild sockeye salmon,边做边收拾散了一天的厨房,等饭做好了,灶台也干净利落了,也是人生一高境界。

饭后,一家子看 Billy Joel 的 We didn't start the fire,有两枚感慨,一是娱乐界8好混哪,神人太多了,瞧瞧银,政治歌曲都写得这莫动听,二是更一步证实俺昨晚长的觉悟无比正确,这确实是个大马戏园子。

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it