A Series of Funny Jokes or Riddles

1. What happened to the cow who went for a drive?
2. What do elves use to make sandwiches?
3. Why do bees have sticky hair?
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
5. What has 2 banks but no money?
6. As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 gnats. How many were going to St. Ives?
7. Where do fish get money?
8. What do you get if you cross a cow with a frog?

Answers:
1. It got a moo-ving violation!
2. Shortbread.
3. Because they use honeycombs!
4. FSH.
5. A river.
6. 1.
7. At the river bank!
8. A bullfrog.