《滑梯,总是迅速的》
不是烦扰太多,
而是我们前后左右的墙在旁观;
不是水太少,
而是境遇不懂得夏威夷
烦扰时,就去抚摸我的夏威夷;
一脸得意时,也去抚摸我的夏威夷;
滑梯,总是迅速的。
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《怎么样,诗的很吧?》
呵呵,
这是造出来的。
从隔壁
"实用主义者们”那里
捡了十个
名词动词形容词
然后跑到
http://www.clie.com.cn/poem/
填入捡来的那
十个单词click
"现在开始造诗”
诗它
就“火爆出炉”了
鲜香热辣
可是,
谁给俺稿费涅?
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第二首可是俺很好使的脑子里创造出来的,因为人说,把散着的文竖着写就成诗了,俺信,你不信你试试。
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
今天粗暴了
晚饭妹妹没吃完就想开溜,就惦记上了巧克力蛋糕,抓她几次回桌吃饭,终是不情不愿作樱桃小嘴状。
于是我就跟她摊牌:“妹妹,你不吃完饭,就不可以吃蛋糕。”妹妹只不作声,低着头慢慢的朝楼梯走去。
看着拗拗的小身子骨,我突然一冲动,恶狠狠地追加了一句:“等会爸爸妈妈和姐姐一起吃蛋糕,你就不要吃了啊"。
竟不为所动,妹妹仍是低着头坚定的慢慢的一级一级的上着她的楼梯。
然后楼上很安静。
过了两三分钟,还是很安静。
Daddy 上楼,一会又下来了,说妹妹自己躺下睡了,在哭。
我只得上去看看。
妹妹蒙在被子里,我拉开被子,妹妹捂着脸无声的抽泣着,这是我第一次看到她抽泣,平时不是大声嚎,就是唧唧歪歪连哭带撒娇,看来小姑娘确实很伤心。看到我,妹妹委屈地哭出声来,双手张开要我抱——明明是我把她弄伤心弄哭的,却还是要我抱,嗳,我很内疚。
我紧紧地抱着她软软的身子,轻轻地说:“妈妈没生气了,妈妈想要你多吃点饭啊,要不我们再吃两口然后就吃蛋糕?”妹妹抹了抹眼泪,笑了,笑得很好看。
接下来大家柔情似水地吃了两口饭,吃了蛋糕。
于是我就跟她摊牌:“妹妹,你不吃完饭,就不可以吃蛋糕。”妹妹只不作声,低着头慢慢的朝楼梯走去。
看着拗拗的小身子骨,我突然一冲动,恶狠狠地追加了一句:“等会爸爸妈妈和姐姐一起吃蛋糕,你就不要吃了啊"。
竟不为所动,妹妹仍是低着头坚定的慢慢的一级一级的上着她的楼梯。
然后楼上很安静。
过了两三分钟,还是很安静。
Daddy 上楼,一会又下来了,说妹妹自己躺下睡了,在哭。
我只得上去看看。
妹妹蒙在被子里,我拉开被子,妹妹捂着脸无声的抽泣着,这是我第一次看到她抽泣,平时不是大声嚎,就是唧唧歪歪连哭带撒娇,看来小姑娘确实很伤心。看到我,妹妹委屈地哭出声来,双手张开要我抱——明明是我把她弄伤心弄哭的,却还是要我抱,嗳,我很内疚。
我紧紧地抱着她软软的身子,轻轻地说:“妈妈没生气了,妈妈想要你多吃点饭啊,要不我们再吃两口然后就吃蛋糕?”妹妹抹了抹眼泪,笑了,笑得很好看。
接下来大家柔情似水地吃了两口饭,吃了蛋糕。
A Journal Entry
Here is a sentence from an entry in my journal:
'Who said there was a segregation between boys and girls in bathroom matters?'
-by Hannah
'Who said there was a segregation between boys and girls in bathroom matters?'
-by Hannah
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Life is Beautiful
上周三网上闲逛,无意间撞上了两部纪录片,一部是讲四十年前的事,一部是讲现在的。第一部是独立制片人胡杰做的《我虽死去》,国内被禁演,但youtube 没有禁;第二部是日本人做的,《激流中国——富人和农民工》,看完了上集,当我顺着链接进去想看下集时,被告知该视频现已不存在,你想不想看下面的这些啊,然后是一堆的娱乐八卦,我出离愤怒了,这叫什么事儿?! 想用八卦来糊弄?!敢情和谐社会就是这莫和成的啊。本来我也看些八卦的,现在发誓再也不去那里浪费我的生命,浪费生命也就罢了,还要中他人阴险的招术,就不可忍了,这曾经充斥街头小刊小报,如今泛滥网络每一角落的娱乐八卦背后的阴险把戏,卓有成效的使得现在80,90后都不知文革六四为何物鸟。
《激流》其实是系列片,还有讲喉舌,养老院,水等专题。
其实这里并没有什么新鲜事,但是当历史和现实鲜血淋漓的再一次挂在你眼前,心里转来转去的只是鲁迅先生讲过的那些话,然后就是对自己舒适的生活感到无地自容,如坐针毡。
看完“激流”,感到现在的中国才是千疮百孔,无论从哪个方面讲都是。你们自己去看去受震撼吧。我受到的震撼一是,当李先生过56岁生日时,来往贺生的贵宾,有不少银发苍苍,教授模样的老爷爷,个个顶着商政精英的牌子,为老不尊的小样,你说您七老八十了,该有的有了,该看透的看透了,您老人家最后几年怎么着也该给自己留点做人的体面吧?另一个震撼是那位农民兄弟跟他老婆吵架一节,我不得不说兄弟你有游手好闲的嫌疑,你让我又一次体会到:可怜之人必有可恨之处。
看“我”片,还没看到1/10,就已碎成一片片。
第二天仍然一地碎片,给姐姐妹妹洗澡时经过被扔在地上的笔记本,看了看,没敢碰它;姐姐妹妹睡下了,回到自己的房间,朝地上的笔记本又看了看,还是没敢碰;睡觉前又多看了它一眼,终究没有气力打开它。绕树三匝,何枝可依,惶惶然我如丧家之狗。
第三天,我冷静了,小神经坚强了。是啊,无论这个世界过去现在或许将来如何的令人发指,活者的人都应该活下去,健康快乐的活下去,飞蛾扑火也要活下去,用我们的健康和快乐无限鄙视一切的丑陋和罪恶。所以让快男超女带着全国人民度过水灾鼠灾蓝藻黑窑的炎炎夏日,快乐忘我地度过。让全世界的人民在哈七的世界徜徉,忘却还硝烟的战场。晚上以直面惨淡的勇气看完了“我”,王晶尧老先生谈到基督教精神时嘴边淡出的微笑,打出开妻子遗物前一声轻微的叹息和半晌的沉默,又一次震撼了我。
第四天,周六,带着姐姐妹妹进城玩,好久没有看到沸腾的生活了,“我轻轻一跃,跳进人的河里”,20摄氏度的阳光下安详流淌的小河,我又回到了西雅图明媚的阳光底下。然后就看到催稿的了。我该说点什么了。
珍惜生命,热爱生活吧。
“激流中国——富人和农民工”上,居然也找不着了,这和谐和也真够快的啊,找到的请给个连接,谢谢。
“我虽死去”这里进去。
《激流》其实是系列片,还有讲喉舌,养老院,水等专题。
其实这里并没有什么新鲜事,但是当历史和现实鲜血淋漓的再一次挂在你眼前,心里转来转去的只是鲁迅先生讲过的那些话,然后就是对自己舒适的生活感到无地自容,如坐针毡。
看完“激流”,感到现在的中国才是千疮百孔,无论从哪个方面讲都是。你们自己去看去受震撼吧。我受到的震撼一是,当李先生过56岁生日时,来往贺生的贵宾,有不少银发苍苍,教授模样的老爷爷,个个顶着商政精英的牌子,为老不尊的小样,你说您七老八十了,该有的有了,该看透的看透了,您老人家最后几年怎么着也该给自己留点做人的体面吧?另一个震撼是那位农民兄弟跟他老婆吵架一节,我不得不说兄弟你有游手好闲的嫌疑,你让我又一次体会到:可怜之人必有可恨之处。
看“我”片,还没看到1/10,就已碎成一片片。
第二天仍然一地碎片,给姐姐妹妹洗澡时经过被扔在地上的笔记本,看了看,没敢碰它;姐姐妹妹睡下了,回到自己的房间,朝地上的笔记本又看了看,还是没敢碰;睡觉前又多看了它一眼,终究没有气力打开它。绕树三匝,何枝可依,惶惶然我如丧家之狗。
第三天,我冷静了,小神经坚强了。是啊,无论这个世界过去现在或许将来如何的令人发指,活者的人都应该活下去,健康快乐的活下去,飞蛾扑火也要活下去,用我们的健康和快乐无限鄙视一切的丑陋和罪恶。所以让快男超女带着全国人民度过水灾鼠灾蓝藻黑窑的炎炎夏日,快乐忘我地度过。让全世界的人民在哈七的世界徜徉,忘却还硝烟的战场。晚上以直面惨淡的勇气看完了“我”,王晶尧老先生谈到基督教精神时嘴边淡出的微笑,打出开妻子遗物前一声轻微的叹息和半晌的沉默,又一次震撼了我。
第四天,周六,带着姐姐妹妹进城玩,好久没有看到沸腾的生活了,“我轻轻一跃,跳进人的河里”,20摄氏度的阳光下安详流淌的小河,我又回到了西雅图明媚的阳光底下。然后就看到催稿的了。我该说点什么了。
珍惜生命,热爱生活吧。
“激流中国——富人和农民工”上,居然也找不着了,这和谐和也真够快的啊,找到的请给个连接,谢谢。
“我虽死去”这里进去。
好大喜功
今天一大早下楼来,Lila已经在后门口侯着了,这斯越来越野,几乎不在家过夜了。我把门拉开,跟她打了声招呼,Lila 哧溜进来,径奔她的食盘,我就走到office去交月底的苛捐杂税了。
我刚在computer前坐下来,Lila又在office门前叫开了,你说她要是有一双手,该省多少事呀。我对她说:“又要出去呀?”Lila赶忙冲在前头,带领我一直走到后门口,奇怪,平时回家吃饭,要吃很久的,今天似乎没吃一两口。我把门又拉开,就不理她了,回到office.
过了一回,瓶子们也下楼了,突然传来兴奋得不得了的尖叫声:"Lila 抓到一只老鼠了!”
我赶紧出去看,Lila正眯着眼,惬意的躺在地上,旁边是一只小小老鼠,还很cute的模样,姐姐妹妹们正七手八脚,欢天喜地的摸着 Lila 的肚子,挠着她的背, Lila 当之无愧的受用着。
难怪,刚才饭都顾不得吃,原来是猴急猴急地得要 show 给我看她的丰功伟绩内。
这个也还不是铁。
我刚在computer前坐下来,Lila又在office门前叫开了,你说她要是有一双手,该省多少事呀。我对她说:“又要出去呀?”Lila赶忙冲在前头,带领我一直走到后门口,奇怪,平时回家吃饭,要吃很久的,今天似乎没吃一两口。我把门又拉开,就不理她了,回到office.
过了一回,瓶子们也下楼了,突然传来兴奋得不得了的尖叫声:"Lila 抓到一只老鼠了!”
我赶紧出去看,Lila正眯着眼,惬意的躺在地上,旁边是一只小小老鼠,还很cute的模样,姐姐妹妹们正七手八脚,欢天喜地的摸着 Lila 的肚子,挠着她的背, Lila 当之无愧的受用着。
难怪,刚才饭都顾不得吃,原来是猴急猴急地得要 show 给我看她的丰功伟绩内。
这个也还不是铁。
Friday, July 27, 2007
怨妇
妹妹吃饭三心二意,妈妈跟她磨嘴皮子,妈妈的态度应该是还好的,至少没有惊动警察叔叔和狼外婆,小妮子扭扭歪歪消极抵抗,这时姐姐走了过来,妹妹于是尖声尖气道:"Hannah, Mommy is mad at me."
我赶紧抬头看姐姐——我干吗做贼心虚呀?——一只见一个千年怨妇正若有所思,朝我这边飘来,伊额头眉间蹙着两个小小的黑字:“窦娥”。
久经杀场的妈妈立刻意识到再过 0.01秒,我方将处于腹背受敌的被动局面,于是快剑一挥,指着楼梯说道:“都上楼去,玩10分钟游戏,然后洗澡睡觉。”
统一战线还没结成,就已遭土崩瓦解,俩瓶子叮哩咣当,争先恐后的往楼上爬去。
好险!
我赶紧抬头看姐姐——我干吗做贼心虚呀?——一只见一个千年怨妇正若有所思,朝我这边飘来,伊额头眉间蹙着两个小小的黑字:“窦娥”。
久经杀场的妈妈立刻意识到再过 0.01秒,我方将处于腹背受敌的被动局面,于是快剑一挥,指着楼梯说道:“都上楼去,玩10分钟游戏,然后洗澡睡觉。”
统一战线还没结成,就已遭土崩瓦解,俩瓶子叮哩咣当,争先恐后的往楼上爬去。
好险!
献给周五的笑话
又到周五了,大伙都很辛苦了,尤其是俺,前几天小神经还额外受了点小刺激,漏了些电,至今还没给补回来,TMD 活着不容易啊,尤其是人莫人样的活着。不过今天我还不想接这块伤疤,一接就会伤到一大片至今还幸福者的同志们。
所以俺要转贴一些笑话,“赖宝日记”摘要,可遭笑了:
父親問我人生有什麼追求?
我回答金錢和美女,父親兇狠的打了我的臉;
我回答事業與愛情,父親讚賞的摸了我的頭。
今天心情不好。我只有四句話想說。包括這句和前面的兩句。我的話說完了……
對付兇惡的人,就要比他更兇惡;對付卑鄙的人,就要比他更卑鄙;
對付瀟灑的人,就要比他更瀟灑;對付英俊的人,就要……毀他的容!
我的原則是:人不犯我,我不犯人;人若犯我,我就生氣!
忽然想起上大學時,老師出對聯:國興旺,家興旺,國家興旺。
班委對下聯:天恢弘,地恢弘,天地恢弘!
後來我被趕出了教室……
因為我對的下聯是:你媽的,他媽的,你他媽的!
人生啊,不能在一棵樹上吊死,要在附近幾棵樹上多死幾次試試。
這個世界不公平就在於:
上帝說:我要光!——於是有了白天。
美女說:我要鑽戒!——於是她有了鑽戒。
富豪說:我要女人!——於是他有了女人。
我說:我要洗澡!——居然停水了!
吃了晚飯在陽臺抽煙享受,忽見夜空中一個光點轉瞬即逝的劃過,心裏一激動:流
星!於是馬上許願……
許了六七個願望,睜眼,煙已經抽完了,順手扔出陽臺,忽然聽見樓下一個女孩的聲
音:"哇!流星!快許願……"
記得剛畢業不久的一天,女友給我發了一條短信:"我們還是分手吧!"
我還沒來得及傷心呢,女友又發來一條:"對不起,發錯了。"
這下可以徹底傷心了……
金錢視我如糞土,我還視金錢如糞土呢!都是糞土誰怕誰啊?
我夢想的人生:睡覺睡到自然醒,數錢數到手抽筋。
我現實的人生:數錢數到自然醒,睡覺睡到手抽筋……
今天看書,看到康熙皇帝在二十三歲的時候已經貴為一國之君,績偉功豐,我很沮
喪;
但又看到同治皇帝在二十三歲時已經死了四年了,我平衡了。
今天飯館的白酒又兌水了!媽的!等我有錢了,也到大酒樓去喝人頭馬、XO什麼
的!而且絕對不讓他們用八六年和七二年的糊弄我,要喝就來瓶今年的!
單身很痛苦,單身久了更痛苦,前幾天我看見一頭母豬,都覺得它眉清目秀的……
情人節,我輾轉找到一個我中學暗戀的女生的電話,給她發了一條短信:
如果只有一碗粥,你先喝半碗,剩下的半碗,我放在懷裏給你保溫……
幾分鐘後,她回了一條短信:你是誰介紹的?一次四百,包夜七百。
今天心情一直不好,昨晚的短信讓我知道了,我以前暗戀的女生墮落了,竟然跟我說
一次四百……
當時我很傷心,一邊傷心一邊翻了翻錢包:
於是我更傷心了,我連陪她墮落一次的資本都沒有 ……
祝大家开心!因为周末俺就要上重贴了。
所以俺要转贴一些笑话,“赖宝日记”摘要,可遭笑了:
父親問我人生有什麼追求?
我回答金錢和美女,父親兇狠的打了我的臉;
我回答事業與愛情,父親讚賞的摸了我的頭。
今天心情不好。我只有四句話想說。包括這句和前面的兩句。我的話說完了……
對付兇惡的人,就要比他更兇惡;對付卑鄙的人,就要比他更卑鄙;
對付瀟灑的人,就要比他更瀟灑;對付英俊的人,就要……毀他的容!
我的原則是:人不犯我,我不犯人;人若犯我,我就生氣!
忽然想起上大學時,老師出對聯:國興旺,家興旺,國家興旺。
班委對下聯:天恢弘,地恢弘,天地恢弘!
後來我被趕出了教室……
因為我對的下聯是:你媽的,他媽的,你他媽的!
人生啊,不能在一棵樹上吊死,要在附近幾棵樹上多死幾次試試。
這個世界不公平就在於:
上帝說:我要光!——於是有了白天。
美女說:我要鑽戒!——於是她有了鑽戒。
富豪說:我要女人!——於是他有了女人。
我說:我要洗澡!——居然停水了!
吃了晚飯在陽臺抽煙享受,忽見夜空中一個光點轉瞬即逝的劃過,心裏一激動:流
星!於是馬上許願……
許了六七個願望,睜眼,煙已經抽完了,順手扔出陽臺,忽然聽見樓下一個女孩的聲
音:"哇!流星!快許願……"
記得剛畢業不久的一天,女友給我發了一條短信:"我們還是分手吧!"
我還沒來得及傷心呢,女友又發來一條:"對不起,發錯了。"
這下可以徹底傷心了……
金錢視我如糞土,我還視金錢如糞土呢!都是糞土誰怕誰啊?
我夢想的人生:睡覺睡到自然醒,數錢數到手抽筋。
我現實的人生:數錢數到自然醒,睡覺睡到手抽筋……
今天看書,看到康熙皇帝在二十三歲的時候已經貴為一國之君,績偉功豐,我很沮
喪;
但又看到同治皇帝在二十三歲時已經死了四年了,我平衡了。
今天飯館的白酒又兌水了!媽的!等我有錢了,也到大酒樓去喝人頭馬、XO什麼
的!而且絕對不讓他們用八六年和七二年的糊弄我,要喝就來瓶今年的!
單身很痛苦,單身久了更痛苦,前幾天我看見一頭母豬,都覺得它眉清目秀的……
情人節,我輾轉找到一個我中學暗戀的女生的電話,給她發了一條短信:
如果只有一碗粥,你先喝半碗,剩下的半碗,我放在懷裏給你保溫……
幾分鐘後,她回了一條短信:你是誰介紹的?一次四百,包夜七百。
今天心情一直不好,昨晚的短信讓我知道了,我以前暗戀的女生墮落了,竟然跟我說
一次四百……
當時我很傷心,一邊傷心一邊翻了翻錢包:
於是我更傷心了,我連陪她墮落一次的資本都沒有 ……
祝大家开心!因为周末俺就要上重贴了。
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
多语和辩证
一次team meeting 前,大伙聊到了multilingualism,一一问来,个个炫耀会〉=3种语言,除了俺,俺当时颇自卑的承认只会一种外语,chinese. 后来觉得不对,当年高三之后大一之前的游闲时期,曾也学过japanese来着,油印课本的第一课俺还记得中文的意思是:东京的樱花开了,家庭作业则是翻译一本厚厚的油印的辩证法,在一本中英日字典的帮忙下,居然也文从字顺地完成了,当时还挺骄傲,后来见多了识广了,看问题有厚度了,于是对那段骄傲产生了怀疑,你想啊,辩证大法放四海都皆准,放日本就不准啦?所以以当初对大法口是心非倒背如流的造纸,用日文念,和用Mayan language念又有啥区别涅?
以后啊,再有人考俺这个问题,俺就骄傲的回答:
俺会:英格利希,chinese,japanese, c, c plus plus, c pound, 废了的java以及一些边边角角的小语系,如 scripting, markup, query, 等等,多了去了。
坐班发财!
以后啊,再有人考俺这个问题,俺就骄傲的回答:
俺会:英格利希,chinese,japanese, c, c plus plus, c pound, 废了的java以及一些边边角角的小语系,如 scripting, markup, query, 等等,多了去了。
坐班发财!
Monday, July 23, 2007
函函提问
估计也会成系列。
罗马皇帝一次打仗前,让士兵们在剑上涂上 cross,结果他赢了,the emperor 后来就 converted to Christian,并且认为他以前相信的 God 是假的。(保留记录跟原版有出入的权利)
过了很多很多年后,会不会我们后面的人发现我们的God 也是假的啊?
俺四平八稳的回答:
迷糊阿姨说过的嘛:重在过程。谁能说我们现在拥有的知识就是极限真理呢?最多不过是到目前为止的暂时的真理嘛,信仰也是个认知的过程嘛。
有这种怀疑精神很好,你就不会认为自己知道的认同的就是对的真的,别人的就是错的假的。
你适合做政治家,一个不错的政治家,那时候天下就太平了。
——像不像中央领导对青年骨干的讲话啊?
罗马皇帝一次打仗前,让士兵们在剑上涂上 cross,结果他赢了,the emperor 后来就 converted to Christian,并且认为他以前相信的 God 是假的。(保留记录跟原版有出入的权利)
过了很多很多年后,会不会我们后面的人发现我们的God 也是假的啊?
俺四平八稳的回答:
迷糊阿姨说过的嘛:重在过程。谁能说我们现在拥有的知识就是极限真理呢?最多不过是到目前为止的暂时的真理嘛,信仰也是个认知的过程嘛。
有这种怀疑精神很好,你就不会认为自己知道的认同的就是对的真的,别人的就是错的假的。
你适合做政治家,一个不错的政治家,那时候天下就太平了。
——像不像中央领导对青年骨干的讲话啊?
茶杯和理由
一本小册子(俺是不读大部头如哈里波特的,〉200页都是大部头哈):《柏拉图和鸭嘴兽走进一吧台……》(Plato and Platypus walk into a bar...)
小册子以讲笑话的形式将 philosophy 浅入浅出的介绍给俺们这些个哲盲,虽有198页,但俺只挑里面的 joke 看,所以压缩到了不到100页。
断章取义这么个笑话:
古印度人认为深山老林里住着有智慧的人,一上下求索而不得者跋山涉水,历经千辛万苦终于于华山绝顶遇见了一得道高僧模样的老人正盘腿坐在山洞里,于是上前问道:“智慧的长者啊,请问什么是生活的秘密?”
“哦~,是哈,生活的秘密,生活的秘密是一只茶杯。”
“茶杯?大师,这玩笑开大了吧,我千难万难赶到这里寻找生活的意义,你倒好,竟然告诉我它是只茶杯!”
“哦,对不起哈,也可能不是只茶杯哈。”大师摆了个 shrug 的 pose.
还有这么一幅漫画:
云端,一刚刚晋级的天使来到上帝的沙发前,大概也试图探讨一下生命生活之类的主题,老人家有点扭捏的说:
有点不好意思哈,可咱得承认,所有事情的发生其实并没有什么真正理由。
("It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason.")
是不是正合了俺的油条精神捏?
小册子以讲笑话的形式将 philosophy 浅入浅出的介绍给俺们这些个哲盲,虽有198页,但俺只挑里面的 joke 看,所以压缩到了不到100页。
断章取义这么个笑话:
古印度人认为深山老林里住着有智慧的人,一上下求索而不得者跋山涉水,历经千辛万苦终于于华山绝顶遇见了一得道高僧模样的老人正盘腿坐在山洞里,于是上前问道:“智慧的长者啊,请问什么是生活的秘密?”
“哦~,是哈,生活的秘密,生活的秘密是一只茶杯。”
“茶杯?大师,这玩笑开大了吧,我千难万难赶到这里寻找生活的意义,你倒好,竟然告诉我它是只茶杯!”
“哦,对不起哈,也可能不是只茶杯哈。”大师摆了个 shrug 的 pose.
还有这么一幅漫画:
云端,一刚刚晋级的天使来到上帝的沙发前,大概也试图探讨一下生命生活之类的主题,老人家有点扭捏的说:
有点不好意思哈,可咱得承认,所有事情的发生其实并没有什么真正理由。
("It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason.")
是不是正合了俺的油条精神捏?
Saturday, July 21, 2007
猫的二三事
小尾巴:
一次带着姐姐妹妹去池塘边喂鸭子,扔完面包(Costco 的切片面包),一回头,Lila 正蹲在草丛里好奇的看着呢。从此我们身后就多了个小尾巴。
家里人出门到邻居家串门,正在村里游手好闲的Lila “从意想不到的地方”窜出来,跟在我们后面,一直送到人家门前,但并不进去,等我们玩玩了出来时,Lila 又从意想不到的地方窜出来,这回是一路领先蹦蹦窜窜,带领我们回到了家。
Lila 的活动范围目前还仅限于村子里,常常护送着一家子走到村口,就蹲下来,把大辫子一样的尾巴一盘,改目送了。那尊严的模样,跟她的cousin老虎狮子同出一辙。
傍晚一家人回到村里,有时Lila会跟着车子一路跑回家(她是怎么认出自家的车子的涅,你得问她),然后往自家地上这么一躺,四脚和肚皮朝天,摆一个很不淑女,很惬意的pose,等你过去挠挠她,打个招呼,一天没见了嘛。如果错过了护驾一节,你掏钥匙开门这会,Lila一定会从意想不到的地方窜出来,挤在你的脚边,门开了,她第一个冲进去——这个不好,插队呢,然后她到你身边喵喵,到他脚边蹭蹭,挨个招呼,那是一定要有的,你若不回应她,那岂不是连起码的猫的礼貌都没有?并且,Lila 也不会放过你,她会仰着头,以一种拖着长长尾音的喵法冲你喵着,直到你拍拍她,说“收到啦”为止。
A gift:
Lila 小时候就喜欢追移动的绳子,daddy把一个毛茸茸的玩具老鼠拴在棍子上,姐姐妹妹们便举着棍子像钓鱼一样,抖动着老鼠,Lila 努力的扑,跳,拍,抓,苦练本领。
现在大了,一岁多了,就盯上了飞来往去的苍蝇蚊子蜜蜂,一掌拍下来,十有一二,飞物就死于非命。一次我在院子里放了百来只ladybug,希望减少玫瑰上的蚜虫,第三天,一只都找不着了,我很怀疑是有人偷吃了。
再后来,后院门口就躺着一只小鸟,是一只robin,再后来,是一只小燕子,俺们家是如何对此作出反应的呢:
Hannah the owner(嘴角略带微笑): 哦,妈妈,不要 scold Lila,这是Lila 送给我们的gift。
daddy the proud parent: 长本事了哈,这我就放心了,在外面不会受欺负了。
那么对小鸟呢:
Hannah the owner: 妈妈,不用担心,robin 到 heaven 去了,是不是的?
daddy the proud parent: it's the circle of life.
村里不见了好几只猫,据说附近有一只 bobcat 出没,俺家的Lila 在 bobcat 的阴影下至今还长命百岁的优哉着。
君子之交淡如水:
我们家姐姐说了:you don't own Lila. She owns you. 那么作为 ownee 的我还能呱噪些什么呢。所以,
伊把家里的沙发的一脚抓破了,daddy 发话:还好,沙发还能坐。我不知道,一张不能坐的沙发,那该是什么样儿啊?
有时伊耍小性子了,气气了,就在楼梯上方便(一年多来,大概不过567次吧),示威呢,函函坚持认为是肇事者病了,也就是说伊不是故意和蓄意的。
我总怀疑,会不会有一天,我眼前的Lila 会立起来,轻轻这莫一抖,刷!一个大眼睛,气质沉默,5,6岁的小女孩就站在我面前了,她不善言笑——谁见过会笑的猫啊?
标签“两封书信”遂改为“两封半”。
一次带着姐姐妹妹去池塘边喂鸭子,扔完面包(Costco 的切片面包),一回头,Lila 正蹲在草丛里好奇的看着呢。从此我们身后就多了个小尾巴。
家里人出门到邻居家串门,正在村里游手好闲的Lila “从意想不到的地方”窜出来,跟在我们后面,一直送到人家门前,但并不进去,等我们玩玩了出来时,Lila 又从意想不到的地方窜出来,这回是一路领先蹦蹦窜窜,带领我们回到了家。
Lila 的活动范围目前还仅限于村子里,常常护送着一家子走到村口,就蹲下来,把大辫子一样的尾巴一盘,改目送了。那尊严的模样,跟她的cousin老虎狮子同出一辙。
傍晚一家人回到村里,有时Lila会跟着车子一路跑回家(她是怎么认出自家的车子的涅,你得问她),然后往自家地上这么一躺,四脚和肚皮朝天,摆一个很不淑女,很惬意的pose,等你过去挠挠她,打个招呼,一天没见了嘛。如果错过了护驾一节,你掏钥匙开门这会,Lila一定会从意想不到的地方窜出来,挤在你的脚边,门开了,她第一个冲进去——这个不好,插队呢,然后她到你身边喵喵,到他脚边蹭蹭,挨个招呼,那是一定要有的,你若不回应她,那岂不是连起码的猫的礼貌都没有?并且,Lila 也不会放过你,她会仰着头,以一种拖着长长尾音的喵法冲你喵着,直到你拍拍她,说“收到啦”为止。
A gift:
Lila 小时候就喜欢追移动的绳子,daddy把一个毛茸茸的玩具老鼠拴在棍子上,姐姐妹妹们便举着棍子像钓鱼一样,抖动着老鼠,Lila 努力的扑,跳,拍,抓,苦练本领。
现在大了,一岁多了,就盯上了飞来往去的苍蝇蚊子蜜蜂,一掌拍下来,十有一二,飞物就死于非命。一次我在院子里放了百来只ladybug,希望减少玫瑰上的蚜虫,第三天,一只都找不着了,我很怀疑是有人偷吃了。
再后来,后院门口就躺着一只小鸟,是一只robin,再后来,是一只小燕子,俺们家是如何对此作出反应的呢:
Hannah the owner(嘴角略带微笑): 哦,妈妈,不要 scold Lila,这是Lila 送给我们的gift。
daddy the proud parent: 长本事了哈,这我就放心了,在外面不会受欺负了。
那么对小鸟呢:
Hannah the owner: 妈妈,不用担心,robin 到 heaven 去了,是不是的?
daddy the proud parent: it's the circle of life.
村里不见了好几只猫,据说附近有一只 bobcat 出没,俺家的Lila 在 bobcat 的阴影下至今还长命百岁的优哉着。
君子之交淡如水:
我们家姐姐说了:you don't own Lila. She owns you. 那么作为 ownee 的我还能呱噪些什么呢。所以,
伊把家里的沙发的一脚抓破了,daddy 发话:还好,沙发还能坐。我不知道,一张不能坐的沙发,那该是什么样儿啊?
有时伊耍小性子了,气气了,就在楼梯上方便(一年多来,大概不过567次吧),示威呢,函函坚持认为是肇事者病了,也就是说伊不是故意和蓄意的。
我总怀疑,会不会有一天,我眼前的Lila 会立起来,轻轻这莫一抖,刷!一个大眼睛,气质沉默,5,6岁的小女孩就站在我面前了,她不善言笑——谁见过会笑的猫啊?
标签“两封书信”遂改为“两封半”。
Monday, July 16, 2007
Nerds
It was my classmates birthday. He brought nerds (tiny bits of sour, lump-shaped candy) as a treat.
Then, after school was out, Riddhi played a joke on me:
Riddhi: "Have you ever seen nerds? Say no."
Absent-minded, I thought she meant a movie, novel, or whatever called 'Nerds Say No.'
Me: "No."
Riddhi: "Then you're a nerd!"
I looked at her blankly. The truth of what she really was saying hit me with a whoosh, a heap of snow sliding off a roof. I also didn't like that joke at all (calling someone 'a nerd' meant that person was dumb) and I showed it in my look, but she just laughed until she nearly split her sides.
-by Hannah
Then, after school was out, Riddhi played a joke on me:
Riddhi: "Have you ever seen nerds? Say no."
Absent-minded, I thought she meant a movie, novel, or whatever called 'Nerds Say No.'
Me: "No."
Riddhi: "Then you're a nerd!"
I looked at her blankly. The truth of what she really was saying hit me with a whoosh, a heap of snow sliding off a roof. I also didn't like that joke at all (calling someone 'a nerd' meant that person was dumb) and I showed it in my look, but she just laughed until she nearly split her sides.
-by Hannah
Saturday, July 14, 2007
10/18/2004 日记
(背景:妹妹一岁,函函6岁)
做饭时妹妹爱闹,不得已,给她看flash,于是姐姐当D.J.,我许诺姐姐给她extra credit(那时好像正在给函函实行工分制,每一件家务活都有相应的工分,至于这工分赚了最后干嘛,俺就记不得啦)。过了一会儿,姐姐跑过来,略带哭腔的请求:“能不能不看flash呀?”我说一会儿爸爸就回来了,那时正7:00,我说过5-10分钟,爸爸就回来了,再放2,3个falsh吧。姐姐总是讲道理的。
7:13门铃响了,是Daddy,姐姐气冲冲的冲过来(背后立刻传来妹妹的嚎声):“你说就2,3个flash,我怎么放了5,6,7,8,9个啊?”我说你看几点了,才7:13嘛,姐姐瞅了一眼钟,没说什么就走了。
还是太老实,尽管人不笨。
做饭时妹妹爱闹,不得已,给她看flash,于是姐姐当D.J.,我许诺姐姐给她extra credit(那时好像正在给函函实行工分制,每一件家务活都有相应的工分,至于这工分赚了最后干嘛,俺就记不得啦)。过了一会儿,姐姐跑过来,略带哭腔的请求:“能不能不看flash呀?”我说一会儿爸爸就回来了,那时正7:00,我说过5-10分钟,爸爸就回来了,再放2,3个falsh吧。姐姐总是讲道理的。
7:13门铃响了,是Daddy,姐姐气冲冲的冲过来(背后立刻传来妹妹的嚎声):“你说就2,3个flash,我怎么放了5,6,7,8,9个啊?”我说你看几点了,才7:13嘛,姐姐瞅了一眼钟,没说什么就走了。
还是太老实,尽管人不笨。
The Inchworm
It was morning. Mom was digging through the soil to pull out crabgrass and I was inspecting the flowers. Dad came out too. Suddenly, my mom screamed and dad gave an excited shout. "Come here! Quick!" my mom called.
"Slug." I thought as I hurried over. My mom pointed to a thing. My eyes were bigger than dinner plates as I stared at it. There, right in front of me, was a little worm-like creature that shone jade green. It had little spots that sparkled like emeralds. And it had the most peculiar way of getting around.
First, it stretched it's whole body out. Then, it would move it's rear forward until it's back made a big loop. And it would stretch itself again, make the loop, stretch, loop, stretch, loop.... That way, it moved really fast. Sometimes, the little creature would pause and place it's whole skinny body up vertically (on a flat surface). I noticed that it had 2 'claws' at the other end of it so it could hold on to things and grab on thin blades of grass to walk on.
"Is that an inchworm?" my mom said. I moved my pointer finger and my thumb roughly an inch apart and tried to measure the 'inchworm' when it stretched. Sure enough, it was pretty much an inch. "I never thought inchworms existed," I said. "Of course," said mom. "They definitely do." My sister thought the inchworm was measuring.
If I ever could have a pet inchworm, I would train it to measure things whenever and whatever I want. That way, most of my homework would be done in a flash.
Here is the video we shot:
-by Hannah
"Slug." I thought as I hurried over. My mom pointed to a thing. My eyes were bigger than dinner plates as I stared at it. There, right in front of me, was a little worm-like creature that shone jade green. It had little spots that sparkled like emeralds. And it had the most peculiar way of getting around.
First, it stretched it's whole body out. Then, it would move it's rear forward until it's back made a big loop. And it would stretch itself again, make the loop, stretch, loop, stretch, loop.... That way, it moved really fast. Sometimes, the little creature would pause and place it's whole skinny body up vertically (on a flat surface). I noticed that it had 2 'claws' at the other end of it so it could hold on to things and grab on thin blades of grass to walk on.
"Is that an inchworm?" my mom said. I moved my pointer finger and my thumb roughly an inch apart and tried to measure the 'inchworm' when it stretched. Sure enough, it was pretty much an inch. "I never thought inchworms existed," I said. "Of course," said mom. "They definitely do." My sister thought the inchworm was measuring.
If I ever could have a pet inchworm, I would train it to measure things whenever and whatever I want. That way, most of my homework would be done in a flash.
Here is the video we shot:
-by Hannah
Thursday, July 12, 2007
羽 * 雾
决定休假一周,整个人就刷!的松懈下来,便是一刻也不能再打点精神,做点雷厉风行的事了。于是就有了周四的出发拖到周五,就因为没准备好睡觉的垫子,俺家的豌豆老爷怎么可以睡在硬硬的石子地上呢?这怎么可以呢?
“daddy 呀,到非常时期,老鼠你也得吃呀!”我好心的劝说;
“唉呀,不要啊,我们不是去吃老鼠的,我们是去度假的!”伊嚷嚷道。
周五一大早雄赳赳气昂昂,after a hearty breakfast, 一家子出发了, 绰绰有余的赶上了8:40的ferry。 空荡的船舱,清凉的空气,迷茫的远山,overcast sky,直指我们此次的行程:米国本土的最西北端。
告诉函函我们要去一个印第安人的保留地 Makah Nation,年轻的函函于是很期待见到传说中的羽毛。
一进 Makah Nation,路旁就出现好几次警示牌:in emergency dial 911,嗯?
第一次看到这样的牌子,还是在这么一个空旷少人烟的所在。
函函理想中的印第安人我们一个也没遇着,游客却远远多于当地的居民。路过tribal center,无非几排单薄的简易房而已,四周围着铁栅栏。
若真“顽石有忆,苍苔有想”,那传说中绚丽的羽翎,美丽的舞蹈,浪漫的tepee,风霜的眼神,怕是永恒的留给了日月长空。
Cape Flattery, the most Northwestern point, 跟网上看来的差不多,这就是为什么本镜不爱做homework, virtual tour,功课做完了,身临其境时却没了意外的惊喜,感官刺激是会大打折扣的。下回还是随意游到哪算哪。给自己的懒惰一个很好的借口。或者让小米去做好乐。
转头南下奔赴野营地,Kalaloch campground,搭帐篷,埋锅做饭,三下五除二搞定,瓶子们一旁乖乖的坐在长凳上,一看一玩打游戏。
一锅热热的没盐的西红柿鸡蛋面条下了大大小小四张肚后,便已夜深露重,于是合家歇息。
有了软垫的功效,跟躺在家里高达3feet的床上没啥区别。
海浪一声声送来,又跟躺在高速公路旁听着车来车往没啥区别。
半夜醒来查铺,发现大丫头掉到了地上,仍是睡得呼呼有声,有滋有味,我费力地将其推回垫子上,睡美人的好梦丝毫没有受到打扰,看来确是个假的豌豆公主。
第二天,在一声声滴溜溜的鸟鸣中醒来,四周围林子里已袅袅炊烟升起。外面风轻露重,帐篷里依然温暖如家,于是又念叨了一遍送我帐篷的朋友,何时能执手再相看笑脸?
又是一轮吃喝问题的解决,然后函函提议:去beach玩吧!
走不过50米,就到太平洋了。
春暖花开的太平洋。
展开在我眼前的是最简单纯粹不过的海滩:沙子,海水,海上漂来的发白的浮木,还有雾,和着海浪,一波一波,从海面无穷无尽地涌过来。沙滩上没有人,水天苍茫一色。
小蹄子们甩开蹄子奔着海水就去了,我靠着一根浮木坐在地上,绵细的沙子却是出奇的暖和,大约是因为昨天晒了一天的大太阳,昨晚又有人在这烧了篝火的缘故罢,沙子的温热驱走了清早海边的凉意。几步开外小蹄子们的身影便融入了浓浓的翻滚的雾中,模糊了,不见了。不一会,载歌载舞如花般的身影踏着波浪冉冉升上来……
西北
漂木
无人
踏浪
归来
“daddy 呀,到非常时期,老鼠你也得吃呀!”我好心的劝说;
“唉呀,不要啊,我们不是去吃老鼠的,我们是去度假的!”伊嚷嚷道。
周五一大早雄赳赳气昂昂,after a hearty breakfast, 一家子出发了, 绰绰有余的赶上了8:40的ferry。 空荡的船舱,清凉的空气,迷茫的远山,overcast sky,直指我们此次的行程:米国本土的最西北端。
告诉函函我们要去一个印第安人的保留地 Makah Nation,年轻的函函于是很期待见到传说中的羽毛。
一进 Makah Nation,路旁就出现好几次警示牌:in emergency dial 911,嗯?
第一次看到这样的牌子,还是在这么一个空旷少人烟的所在。
函函理想中的印第安人我们一个也没遇着,游客却远远多于当地的居民。路过tribal center,无非几排单薄的简易房而已,四周围着铁栅栏。
若真“顽石有忆,苍苔有想”,那传说中绚丽的羽翎,美丽的舞蹈,浪漫的tepee,风霜的眼神,怕是永恒的留给了日月长空。
Cape Flattery, the most Northwestern point, 跟网上看来的差不多,这就是为什么本镜不爱做homework, virtual tour,功课做完了,身临其境时却没了意外的惊喜,感官刺激是会大打折扣的。下回还是随意游到哪算哪。给自己的懒惰一个很好的借口。或者让小米去做好乐。
转头南下奔赴野营地,Kalaloch campground,搭帐篷,埋锅做饭,三下五除二搞定,瓶子们一旁乖乖的坐在长凳上,一看一玩打游戏。
一锅热热的没盐的西红柿鸡蛋面条下了大大小小四张肚后,便已夜深露重,于是合家歇息。
有了软垫的功效,跟躺在家里高达3feet的床上没啥区别。
海浪一声声送来,又跟躺在高速公路旁听着车来车往没啥区别。
半夜醒来查铺,发现大丫头掉到了地上,仍是睡得呼呼有声,有滋有味,我费力地将其推回垫子上,睡美人的好梦丝毫没有受到打扰,看来确是个假的豌豆公主。
第二天,在一声声滴溜溜的鸟鸣中醒来,四周围林子里已袅袅炊烟升起。外面风轻露重,帐篷里依然温暖如家,于是又念叨了一遍送我帐篷的朋友,何时能执手再相看笑脸?
又是一轮吃喝问题的解决,然后函函提议:去beach玩吧!
走不过50米,就到太平洋了。
春暖花开的太平洋。
展开在我眼前的是最简单纯粹不过的海滩:沙子,海水,海上漂来的发白的浮木,还有雾,和着海浪,一波一波,从海面无穷无尽地涌过来。沙滩上没有人,水天苍茫一色。
小蹄子们甩开蹄子奔着海水就去了,我靠着一根浮木坐在地上,绵细的沙子却是出奇的暖和,大约是因为昨天晒了一天的大太阳,昨晚又有人在这烧了篝火的缘故罢,沙子的温热驱走了清早海边的凉意。几步开外小蹄子们的身影便融入了浓浓的翻滚的雾中,模糊了,不见了。不一会,载歌载舞如花般的身影踏着波浪冉冉升上来……
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
IM 7/10/2007
与 daddy IM 记录:
me: when are you leaving?
he: 正处在事业上升期, 预计6:30pm
me: 那就祝你上升愉快。
然后我稍事想了想,军功章里也会有俺的一半滴,于是心里平衡的去接姐姐妹妹回家烧饭。
坐班发财!
me: when are you leaving?
he: 正处在事业上升期, 预计6:30pm
me: 那就祝你上升愉快。
然后我稍事想了想,军功章里也会有俺的一半滴,于是心里平衡的去接姐姐妹妹回家烧饭。
坐班发财!
金贵还是不金贵?
话说那晚做面包,炉子 mysteriously 没电了,把 daddy 打将起来。。。
daddy 扫一眼厨房里的狼狈,转过头又扫一眼他老婆苦兮兮的脸,毅然决然地下指示:
"不行,再也不能把她们这么金贵地养着啦,买面包,让她们吃买的面包!" 边说边瞥了眼楼上;
"啊?"我弱弱的啊了一声;
"对!就这么定啦。"
于是两人合计着让楼上正呼噜着的她们早也吃切片面包,中午也吃,晚上可以不吃。明儿就去 Costco 拎两袋小枕头般的面包回来。大家的心情于是快乐了起来。
15分钟后,楼上。
"真的不再金贵地养着啦?" 领导怯怯的探问;
"啊?我们还什么都没干呢,,就反悔啦?"
领导作子不语状。
daddy 扫一眼厨房里的狼狈,转过头又扫一眼他老婆苦兮兮的脸,毅然决然地下指示:
"不行,再也不能把她们这么金贵地养着啦,买面包,让她们吃买的面包!" 边说边瞥了眼楼上;
"啊?"我弱弱的啊了一声;
"对!就这么定啦。"
于是两人合计着让楼上正呼噜着的她们早也吃切片面包,中午也吃,晚上可以不吃。明儿就去 Costco 拎两袋小枕头般的面包回来。大家的心情于是快乐了起来。
15分钟后,楼上。
"真的不再金贵地养着啦?" 领导怯怯的探问;
"啊?我们还什么都没干呢,,就反悔啦?"
领导作子不语状。
Monday, July 9, 2007
又见狼奔
明天姐姐妹妹要上 summer camp 啦,俺要准备两个 lunch box. 依然是攻关项目。
失败的经验很多,所以没有高涨的革命干劲。还是想烤面包,汤种,全麦,夹馅的餐包是俺的理想。在过去的2年里,断断续续的,符合俺理想的那个方子已经试过4,5遍了,给俺留下的心理创伤是不可以低估的,可是,好了伤疤忘了痛,每每心里想着汤种,全麦,夹馅的餐包,俺就翻出来这个方子,于是就有了屡战屡败,屡败屡忘,屡忘屡战的三碗还过岗。遥想“那时真的好年轻”那会儿,在宿舍煮个牛奶,溢出来一点,竟悲痛欲绝泪流满面,恨不能追随魂殒香断的牛奶们而去。如至今,我冷冷的看着出来的一个个烤馒头状的东东,我却没有一头撞死。我坚强了。我直面了。
提起神来前赴后继俺的汤种,全麦,夹馅的餐包事业时,已经是晚10点了。
两小时后,当俺直面糊糊的黑黑的面团时,手刚朝着那团理想抓过去,俺立马后悔了,这是重蹈覆辙呀,面团太湿了。当我绝望的无助的,desperate housewife 大概指的就是这一刻吧,用糊满稀泥般的双手把馅勉勉强强糊进5个黑馒头,丑馒头他也得当面包来烤啊,馒头们进了烤箱,俺准备去按按钮开烤时,傻眼了:烤箱怎没电了?
把墙壁上的插座reset了一遍又一遍,又把daddy 打起来,一起研究自动跳闸的保险匣,初步诊断是某个时候用电超载了,自动跳闸了,但是将之turn off 再 turn on 一遍,为什么还回不来呢?一整晚上俺在厨房也就用了下notebook,牙根痒痒的瞅了一眼隔壁家的腐败透顶的life. 怎么就跳闸了呢?
2:00am 含恨歇息去了。馒头们,你们想大发就大发吧,俺是不会拦着了。
7:30am 爬起来,奔超市,不为牛奶来,却为面包故,拎了一袋赶紧回去喂早起的宝宝们吧。
又是七手八脚准备lunch box,不过是些酸奶/牛奶,橘子,一两片面包夹一两片ham. daddy 收拾惨不忍睹的厨房。
8:20 daddy 先行一步。
8:30 俺拖着两瓶子,两瓶子拖着各自的包包,出门了,出门前当然得检查一下炉火有没有关,尽管今天压根儿没开火也压根儿开不了火,但惯例就是惯例,它有惯性,站在炉子面前,俺又傻眼了:炉子的显示盘上出现了这么一行绿荧荧的字:"Power Failure 10:23".
…… Neo falls asleep in front of his computer. A mysterious message appears on the screen: "Wake up, Neo."
撒手了瓶子,慌手慌脚的给daddy打电话:炉子来电了!
人在commute 途的daddy 空对空的感慨了些什么。
把瓶子们顺利的挂上了各自的集中营。
9:20 俺开始坐班发财。
俺决定了,以后但凡写“朝九晚九”的帖子,就以“坐班发财”结尾。时常念叨着,馅饼它就会砸下来。
失败的经验很多,所以没有高涨的革命干劲。还是想烤面包,汤种,全麦,夹馅的餐包是俺的理想。在过去的2年里,断断续续的,符合俺理想的那个方子已经试过4,5遍了,给俺留下的心理创伤是不可以低估的,可是,好了伤疤忘了痛,每每心里想着汤种,全麦,夹馅的餐包,俺就翻出来这个方子,于是就有了屡战屡败,屡败屡忘,屡忘屡战的三碗还过岗。遥想“那时真的好年轻”那会儿,在宿舍煮个牛奶,溢出来一点,竟悲痛欲绝泪流满面,恨不能追随魂殒香断的牛奶们而去。如至今,我冷冷的看着出来的一个个烤馒头状的东东,我却没有一头撞死。我坚强了。我直面了。
提起神来前赴后继俺的汤种,全麦,夹馅的餐包事业时,已经是晚10点了。
两小时后,当俺直面糊糊的黑黑的面团时,手刚朝着那团理想抓过去,俺立马后悔了,这是重蹈覆辙呀,面团太湿了。当我绝望的无助的,desperate housewife 大概指的就是这一刻吧,用糊满稀泥般的双手把馅勉勉强强糊进5个黑馒头,丑馒头他也得当面包来烤啊,馒头们进了烤箱,俺准备去按按钮开烤时,傻眼了:烤箱怎没电了?
把墙壁上的插座reset了一遍又一遍,又把daddy 打起来,一起研究自动跳闸的保险匣,初步诊断是某个时候用电超载了,自动跳闸了,但是将之turn off 再 turn on 一遍,为什么还回不来呢?一整晚上俺在厨房也就用了下notebook,牙根痒痒的瞅了一眼隔壁家的腐败透顶的life. 怎么就跳闸了呢?
2:00am 含恨歇息去了。馒头们,你们想大发就大发吧,俺是不会拦着了。
7:30am 爬起来,奔超市,不为牛奶来,却为面包故,拎了一袋赶紧回去喂早起的宝宝们吧。
又是七手八脚准备lunch box,不过是些酸奶/牛奶,橘子,一两片面包夹一两片ham. daddy 收拾惨不忍睹的厨房。
8:20 daddy 先行一步。
8:30 俺拖着两瓶子,两瓶子拖着各自的包包,出门了,出门前当然得检查一下炉火有没有关,尽管今天压根儿没开火也压根儿开不了火,但惯例就是惯例,它有惯性,站在炉子面前,俺又傻眼了:炉子的显示盘上出现了这么一行绿荧荧的字:"Power Failure 10:23".
…… Neo falls asleep in front of his computer. A mysterious message appears on the screen: "Wake up, Neo."
撒手了瓶子,慌手慌脚的给daddy打电话:炉子来电了!
人在commute 途的daddy 空对空的感慨了些什么。
把瓶子们顺利的挂上了各自的集中营。
9:20 俺开始坐班发财。
俺决定了,以后但凡写“朝九晚九”的帖子,就以“坐班发财”结尾。时常念叨着,馅饼它就会砸下来。
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
A Dead Bird
This morning, mom found a dead bird by the side of the door that leads to our backyard. She threw it in the large steel garbage can we keep outside so our kitchen won't be perfumed by the stink. I thought it was a dead rat. When I went outside to dump garbage, I saw the bird, it's head half naked. I hurried back inside before I thought I was going to vomit.
"I think Lila killed it," mom explained, "because she was plucking off the feathers when I found her." By the base of the stinky can, there were a few downy feathers that were orange and brown.
"Poor bird," I sighed. We looked at Lila. "I'm not going to let her in; for now," said mom. "The bird might have been sick and the germs could still be lingering over her."
"How about a bath?" I suggested.
"No. Cats don't like baths."
I consulted my dad with a question after telling him about Lila and the bird. "If Lila really did kill that robin," I said, "How would she have caught it? Birds are smarter than flies and they're much faster. If Lila has a hard time catching a tiny flying insect, then she has got to have a strategy.
"Maybe the bird was resting in one of our trees at night," said dad. "Lila can climb all 3 of our trees and has a very high jump, so she might have plunged on that bird...and killed it."
"Pounced," I corrected him.
I went back downstairs, pondering over how to save the birds from Lila's jaws. "The good thing is that if she got lost, she can still survive," mom remarked. We put Lila's food outside so she won't go hungry for little creatures. But I don't know if it'll work.....
-by Hannah
"I think Lila killed it," mom explained, "because she was plucking off the feathers when I found her." By the base of the stinky can, there were a few downy feathers that were orange and brown.
"Poor bird," I sighed. We looked at Lila. "I'm not going to let her in; for now," said mom. "The bird might have been sick and the germs could still be lingering over her."
"How about a bath?" I suggested.
"No. Cats don't like baths."
I consulted my dad with a question after telling him about Lila and the bird. "If Lila really did kill that robin," I said, "How would she have caught it? Birds are smarter than flies and they're much faster. If Lila has a hard time catching a tiny flying insect, then she has got to have a strategy.
"Maybe the bird was resting in one of our trees at night," said dad. "Lila can climb all 3 of our trees and has a very high jump, so she might have plunged on that bird...and killed it."
"Pounced," I corrected him.
I went back downstairs, pondering over how to save the birds from Lila's jaws. "The good thing is that if she got lost, she can still survive," mom remarked. We put Lila's food outside so she won't go hungry for little creatures. But I don't know if it'll work.....
-by Hannah
Monday, July 2, 2007
Summer Homework for Melody.
Mom bought a preschool workbook. Melody became very involved in it before you can even say "Homework."
To teach Melody how to write her name better (like switching the way the 'd' was faced so it wasn't a 'b'), Mom wrote Melody's name several times in dotted lines so that she could trace it. When it was done, it looked something like this:
M M M M
e e e e
l l l l
o o o o
d d d d
y y y y
so she could practice each letter a good number of times. Then I did it with my own name:
HHHH
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nnnn
nnnn
aaaa
hhhh
She was a good 'student', that is, if I were a teacher. I put stars and tiny pictures with short compliments like 'Good job!" and "Wow!" to go with them. Even right now at this moment she is practicing numbers, colors, and words with mom. Maybe she'll enjoy homework up to high school.
-by Hannah
To teach Melody how to write her name better (like switching the way the 'd' was faced so it wasn't a 'b'), Mom wrote Melody's name several times in dotted lines so that she could trace it. When it was done, it looked something like this:
M M M M
e e e e
l l l l
o o o o
d d d d
y y y y
so she could practice each letter a good number of times. Then I did it with my own name:
HHHH
aaaa
nnnn
nnnn
aaaa
hhhh
She was a good 'student', that is, if I were a teacher. I put stars and tiny pictures with short compliments like 'Good job!" and "Wow!" to go with them. Even right now at this moment she is practicing numbers, colors, and words with mom. Maybe she'll enjoy homework up to high school.
-by Hannah
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Be Yourself
It is good to be yourself, not someone else. Even if they have a special talent, ability, or something that you don't have, just remember: YOU are also special in a way.
For instance, at my class, I sometimes get jealous of other people.
Luke can play the recorder. Julia draws good. Kyle, Anthony, and Drew play football. Ali's rich. Riddhi got held back and in turn became very popular.
But my ways of drawing captures Julia. I play the piano and Luke gets envious. And I stand out in the class in a way, too.
I am not THAT smart, but I know more than other people. They want to copy my work (which I find annoying!) and sit next to me.
I like this in one way and I don't in another. If we need partners, I have a hard time choosing. But everyone likes me.
Anyway, if I were Ali, I would have a mother who always gives me what you want, a cute brother, and luxuries, but I would lack intelligence and flexibility. If I were Julia, my drawings would look good, but not much detail. If I were Luke, I wouldn't get to play songs that soothe and surprise people.
Also, when I read various novels, I would wish I was a child that had a dog nurse (from Peter Pan), a grandmother that collected rare dolls from around the world (from Nancy Drew: The Clue in the Old Album), breakfast in an orchid with the loveliest fruit ever tasted (from The Lost Princess of Oz), and cute ponies (from Pony Pals:I Want a Pony). But later, I would think that it's better to be me.
Mrs. Price, the school counselor, read a book that everyone is special and different in some way. Just how boring if everyone was the same! Same color, same race, same name, same language, same clothes, everything. The world would be simple and boring! So it's good to be different.....and yourself.
-by Hannah
For instance, at my class, I sometimes get jealous of other people.
Luke can play the recorder. Julia draws good. Kyle, Anthony, and Drew play football. Ali's rich. Riddhi got held back and in turn became very popular.
But my ways of drawing captures Julia. I play the piano and Luke gets envious. And I stand out in the class in a way, too.
I am not THAT smart, but I know more than other people. They want to copy my work (which I find annoying!) and sit next to me.
I like this in one way and I don't in another. If we need partners, I have a hard time choosing. But everyone likes me.
Anyway, if I were Ali, I would have a mother who always gives me what you want, a cute brother, and luxuries, but I would lack intelligence and flexibility. If I were Julia, my drawings would look good, but not much detail. If I were Luke, I wouldn't get to play songs that soothe and surprise people.
Also, when I read various novels, I would wish I was a child that had a dog nurse (from Peter Pan), a grandmother that collected rare dolls from around the world (from Nancy Drew: The Clue in the Old Album), breakfast in an orchid with the loveliest fruit ever tasted (from The Lost Princess of Oz), and cute ponies (from Pony Pals:I Want a Pony). But later, I would think that it's better to be me.
Mrs. Price, the school counselor, read a book that everyone is special and different in some way. Just how boring if everyone was the same! Same color, same race, same name, same language, same clothes, everything. The world would be simple and boring! So it's good to be different.....and yourself.
-by Hannah